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OKAY THIS NEXT TUTORIAL IS HOW TO DRAW A SANTY CLAUS
JUST LIKE IT WAS CHRISTMAS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
KAY FIRST OF ALLS--START WITH THE EYEBALLS
THEYRE LIKE THE KIND LIKE THIS. AND HE'S GOT NICE BEAUTIFUL BIG PUPILS THAT HE USES TO LOOK AT YOU
NEXT OF COURSE YOU NEED TO DRAW HIS SANTA CLAUS MOUTH. HES GOT A PRETTY BIG MOUTH, THIS GUY. UH, NEXT DRAW HTE SHAPE OF HIS HEAD. AND HIS--ONE OF HIS EARS
YOU ONLY NEED TO SEE ONE BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE A THREE-QUARTER ANGLE
SO NEXT UHH YOU START GIVING HIM A LITTLE DRINK
YOU THIRSTY SANTA CLAUS? YEAAA YOU DRINK UP. YOU DRINK UP, SANTA CLAUS. HOW DOES THAT TASTE? HOW DOES IT TASTE, SANTY CLAUS? HOW DOES IT TASTE
OKAY NEXT JUST TAKE OUT YOUR KNIFE, COZ WE'RE GONNA NEED TO UH...G-GET A LITTLE BEARD DRAWN ON SANTY CLAUS' FACE HERE. HE'S LOOKIN' TOO CLEAN-SHAVEN TO ME
SO JUST FIND A NICE, UH, RECLINER--LIKE THIS CHAIR RIGHT HERE. THIS ONE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. THEN JUST GO OVER TO IT AND YOU COULD BE LIKE, UH...
YEA THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. SO THEN TAKE OUT SOME OF THIS MATERIAL, UH, LIKE SO. Y'KNOW YOU ONLY NEED A LITTLE BIT SO DONT TAKE TOO MUCH!!!
AWW YEAH THIS JUST FEELS SO GUD ON MY HANDS. AWWWWW
SO YEA JUST UH, HEAD OVER ON BACK TO YOUR SANTA CLAUS FACE, THEN YOU CAN CAREFULLY APPLY THE BEARD PIECES TO IT. YEAAA. YOUR BEARD IS LOOKIN' REAL NICE TODAY SANTA CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OKAY, NEXT UP: WE GONNA TAKE A LITTLE COFFEE BREAK. YEAAAAA. BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT SANTY CLAUS LOOOOOVVES COFFEE. DRINK UP SANTY CLAUS, YOU LOVE IT.
DAS RIGHT. GOTTA DRINK IT AAAALL
DRINK UP SANTY CLAUS! DRINK UP!
YUP, LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY THIS YEAR. WATCH OUT FOR THE MISTLETOEEEEEEEEEE

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